When Aether Channeler enters the battlefield, choose one— • Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. • Return another target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. • Draw a card.
When Phylath, World Sculptor enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each basic land you control. Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put four +1/+1 counters on target Plant you control.
Trample Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may create a 4/4 green Beast creature token.
When Old Rutstein enters the battlefield or at the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card. If a land card is milled this way, create a Treasure token. If a creature card is milled this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If a noncreature, nonland card is milled this way, create a Blood token.
If it’s neither day or night, it becomes day as Vadrik, Astral Archmage enters the battlefield. Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost X less to cast, where X is Vadrik’s power. Whenever day becomes night or night becomes day, put a +1/+1 counter on Vadrik.
T,G, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
WW: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may play Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost. Remove target enchantment from the game.
T: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that player loses 3 life.
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2 1/2 damage to target creature or player and you gain 2 1/2 life.
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.
Flying When Double Header comes into play, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
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