Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2 1/2 damage to target creature or player and you gain 2 1/2 life.
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.
Flying When Double Header comes into play, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
All creatures by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Play with the top card of your library revealed. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Enchant land When Lithoform Blight enters, draw a card. Enchanted land loses all land types and abilities and has “{T}: Add {C}” and “{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.”
Flying Whenever Shimian Specter deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Search that player’s graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
Flying, trample Whenever Park Heights Pegasus deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if you had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under your control this turn.
Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.) You draw X cards and you lose X life.
Choose odd or even. Exile each creature with mana value of the chosen quality. (Zero is even.)
Search your library for up to four creature cards with different powers and reveal them. An opponent chooses two of those cards. Shuffle the chosen cards into your library and put the rest into your hand.