When Dissection Tools enters, manifest dread, then attach Dissection Tools to that creature. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch and lifelink. Equip—Sacrifice a creature.
Other Goblins you control get +1/+1 R, T: Hobgoblin Bandit Lord deals damage equal to the number of Goblins that entered the battlefield under your control this turn to any target.
Changeling (This card is every creature type at all times.) Champion a creature (When this comes into play, sacrifice it unless you remove another creature you control from the game. When this leaves play, that card returns to play.)
Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
Trample Cumulative upkeep—Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature an opponent controls. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
First strike T: Brigid, Hero of Kinsbaile deals 2 damage to each attacking or blocking creature target player controls.
Trample Whenever a Wolf or Werewolf you control becomes the target of an instant or sorcery spell, put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Honden of Infinite Rage deals damage to target creature or player equal to the number of Shrines you control.
Bushido 2 (When this blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.) 2R, Sacrifice a Samurai: Samurai you control gain double strike until end of turn.
Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Destroy all creatures you don't control and all planeswalkers you don't control.
T: Add 1 to your mana pool. T: Add W or B to your mana pool. Caves of Koilos deals 1 damage to you.
Evolve Remove two +1/+1 counters from Experiment One: Regenerate Experiment One.
When Garruk's Uprising enters the battlefield, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card. Creatures you control have trample. Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.