Menace At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. Any opponent may have you put that card into your graveyard. If a player does, Sin Prodder deals damage to that player equal to that card's converted mana cost. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.
Enchant creature Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 8/8 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap target creature with power 8 or less." Totem armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)
Trample Champion a Treefolk or Warrior (When this comes into play, sacrifice it unless you remove another Treefolk or Warrior you control from the game. When this leaves play, that card returns to play.) Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, it gets +0/+5 until end of turn.
When Kitchen Finks comes into play, you gain 2 life. Persist (When this creature is put into a graveyard from play, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to play under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
Pirate Side: Menace Treasure Side: T, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.