T,G, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Other Cats you control get +1/+1. Whenever Arahbo or another nontoken Cat you control enters, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.
WW: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may play Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost. Remove target enchantment from the game.
T: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that player loses 3 life.
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2 1/2 damage to target creature or player and you gain 2 1/2 life.
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.
Flying When Double Header comes into play, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
All creatures by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Play with the top card of your library revealed. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Enchant land When Lithoform Blight enters, draw a card. Enchanted land loses all land types and abilities and has “{T}: Add {C}” and “{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.”